Wet foot, dry foot, and the boot.
More telephone terrorism.
“I’m sorry I don’t know what you’re referring to congressman.”
The phrase “they have no chance” has taken a beating lately
Seriously, not literally.
Headlines From The Web
“…green-card holders and dual citizens of the U.S. and any of those countries are exempt.”
“It is time for actions, not words.”
“Donald Trump is literally our President, but figuratively…”
A natural fit for the Department of the Interior
“I don’t have any issues with the press myself.”
Plus: Whither Milo?
Take off, hosers
“We’re not in Iraq to seize anybody’s oil.”
Would this require some sort of license or permit?
Plus: video of the assassination.
“Unnamed sources” strike again
You better find some other red meat to throw to them
“…it’s grossly overstated and it’s wrong and there’s nothing to it.”
Out with the old, in with the new
Hitting them in the wallet, which is the only way they will notice
Rights and responsibilities
If you think the Free Press is being suppressed here you’ve clearly never been to Turkey
The new broom may be sweeping a lot of stuff into the trash
“…supporters dragged Big Bird and Kermit the Frog to Capitol Hill to make their case.”
How low can you go?
It really took you this long?
If you take your ball and go home we’ll play without you
Back to the drawing board?
A change which is long past due
What a difference a day makes
71% say President Trump should be more careful about what he says and how he says it.
“Even now, when the temptation to despair is greatest, I refuse to accept the end of the West.”
“The Attorney General authorized the U.S. Marshals to provide the protective detail for Secretary DeVos.”