The absurd devolves into a criminal enterprise
Give me a break
“…a total of 1,997 assets were seized with a total value of $193.1 million”
“Do I think? Yes, I think.”
Your status as a fugitive criminal precludes your request.
If you won’t do your job we’ll find somebody who will
It’s come to this
The best laid plans of …. never mind.
Dancing on the head of a pin
Sure… come stay in one of our lovely prisons
If you’re cutting yourself up you have deeper issues
Unequal enforcement of the law is no better here than with “hate crimes”
This is not a joke. Or if it is, it’s a really bad one
A separate crime, and a bad one
Seriously, not literally.
“We need a lawful system of immigration.”
Wonders never cease
No, but we may be picking the wrong case to argue
Isn’t this Rahm Emanuel’s problem?
Throw away the key
Not exactly, but there are some cracks in the wall
Takin’ it from the street
All is forgiven, my children
Somebody picked the wrong house to rob
“This is going to affect him for probably the rest of his life.”
Wrong kind of offensive line
Ho ho homicide
“Obama has used commutations to grant second chances to people convicted of drug crimes in an era of harsher sentencing laws.”
Leniency is not always the answer
“If tonight’s incident has done anything, it has only served to strengthen my—and our family’s—resolve.”
Who could have seen this coming?
Who could have possibly predicted this?
Funny how these things work out
Good Samaritans hand out more than food
Hard to stop the killing rate without catching the killers
An attack on the fabric of society
She’s having a fresh look at those immigration policies
Call us when you get out
It’s not Attack of the Killer Clowns yet, but it’s not that far off either
Another talking point bites the dust
“They still stop, they will frisk, and they will take the gun away…”
Seeking to avoid a conflict
Court: 2011 maps bad, but ignores 2013 maps.
Going after the wrong big fish