A six year presidential campaign?
Not from The Onion
“Shut your hole!”
An attack on the fabric of society
Kaine not able?
“This really is a math problem.”
“I don’t love the caucus system by the way.”
“It’s always the problem that you’re fighting the last battle.”
Here we go again
Not corny enough?
Can’t have that, can we
“It’s a disaster.’
We do it for the grassroots
Dump the caucuses altogether.
“conservatives are coalescing around Cruz”
“We need to think truly about our children. What sort of image are we setting for them?”
Let’s not obsess over “math”
A “near-death experience”?
Don’t bet on it.
Hillary 2016 looking like Hillary 2008?
The biggest story ever until one week from now
“I think I might come here and buy a farm!”
This one really does count.
Probably wasn’t going to happen anyway
The decline and fall of societal norms goes mainstream