The hard sell.
“What you’re witnessing is the beginning of Chelsea Clinton’s political career.”
“Her ideas are rehashed 1960s Great Society, big government programs. And to me, they did not rise to the occasion remotely.”
First runner up isn’t supposed to be an option
Counting the days
“Mike is very well-networked within the donor class. He knows an awful lot of people.”
Historic moment squandered.
“I particularly want to commend Donald Trump…”
Now free to pursue his legal defense strategy
Keep nope alive!
Not corny enough?
Winning the toddler vote
Old and new.
Time to muscle up?
“I think that’s silly.”