COP (27) out

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With all the drama surrounding the midterm elections you may have missed the vital news that the transnational Elite™ is busy saving the world from the coming apocalypse due to climate change.

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We should all be grateful that our overlords have sacrificed much to travel to sunny Egypt, enjoy their filet mignon and crudités, their fine wine, and of course the probably plentiful access to women of the night.

They even made the gut-wrenching choice of traveling the world in their private planes, taking on the moral burden of burning perhaps millions of gallons of fossil fuels in an effort to save the world from “carbon pollution.” It must be as morally challenging as a World War I general sending millions of boys to die in trench warfare, bearing the burden of sleepless nights in order to save the world. The guilt must ravage their souls.

American leaders such as Madame Speaker Nancy Pelosi and El Presidente himself Joe Biden are enduring long flights and endless hours of socializing with other communists in order to save the world for us peasants. They must plan the cricket ranches and the fertilizer bans, plot out the destruction of oil production and the replacement of fossil fuel cars with battery powered ones that cannot be charged due to forthcoming electricity shortages.

Very taxing indeed, the travails they endure for us.

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As you might imagine, President Biden gave an inspiring speech to the delegates regarding their shared commitment to saving the world. He will unfortunately not share the stage with President of United Earth Stacey Abrams, as she was otherwise engaged in getting her butt kicked electorally in Georgia and grumbling about voter suppression. But I am certain that as the representative of Earth to the Federation, Abrams will find time to lobby for advice on how best to crush dissent against Elite™ tyranny.

Unfortunately not every greenie communist was on board with believing that the transnational Elite™ were fully committed to making sacrifices to Gaia. Famed Earth scientist Greta Thunberg has discovered the obvious fact that COP27 is a grift, not a movement. She understands and supports the goal–global communism–and is totally on board with that, but doesn’t believe in the actual sincerity of the leaders. She is right that this is a grift, but still hasn’t figured out that communism will only make things worse for everybody.

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Or perhaps she just doesn’t care. Burn the system down!

Speaking of whinging teens, even without Greta COP27 treated the world to a crop of Gen Z influencers to spread the word and indoctrinate the next generation into embracing austerity and subservience to the already rich, famous, and powerful. It is truly comforting to see that our youth are being indoctrinated into embracing worse lives rather than becoming dissatisfied and and justifiably outraged by being cheated out of their futures.

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It comforts me no end that privileged children who wear 4 figure outfits care so deeply for the planet. They are willing to sacrifice thousands of others’ standards of living in order to save the planet while splurging on travel, avocado toast, and flights around the world to hobnob with the older generation of elites.

It warms the cockles of my heart. Truly it does. She even embraced a darker skinned girl for the cause. She was a poet, after all.

Some celebrities went even farther–sacrificing their own names in order to save the planet. I could not be more proud! As they say in the biz: stunning and brave!

Our climate ambassador John Kerry, perhaps doing his final grift as a world “leader,” is exceptional at making the pitch for what all this climate theater is all about: trillions of dollars of money to squander among themselves. Climate alarmism is a great grift.

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It’s only $2.5 to $4.5 trillion a year, every year into the foreseeable future they are asking for. That’s not too much to ask, is it?

It is easy to make fun of these people, and even easier to hate them.

But hating them does no good. They must be defeated, not despised. This drive to consolidate all the money and the power into the hands of a few is still stoppable. The goal is so huge, the price tag so high, and the sacrifices they are demanding are so great that many people are indeed waking up.

They may be willing to pay up some to make these jerks go away, but people also have limits to their tolerance.

If we let this go on indefinitely, though, the next generation will get real power. And they are true believers. Greta Thunberg and her ilk truly do believe this bunkum, and once they get elected (as AOC already has) there will be no stopping it.

This is one of the many reasons that 2024 is so important. It’s about a lot more than domestic politics; it’s about saving Western Civilization.

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Jazz Shaw 10:00 AM | April 27, 2024
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